[ It starts off with a video where he is slamming the device into a tree. He isn't sure what it's supposed to do, but kid logic says that he should try and break it or make it do something. The video suddenly switches to text. ]

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98797866543567890-(*&^%

[ He's clearly still ( Read more... )

Okay, what the hell's goin' on?

S'not like my dad to leave behind such awesome technology- we barely get cable, and judgin' by the rest.... [He trails off.] Nevermind.

Sam??? You out there?

My ass is grass if you don't check in soon.

[Effy doesn't look like her usual self. She may or may not be a little alarmed by the situation, but she can't help but smirk as she stares into the PORTAL. Keeping her cool is definitely what matters here, yep. Her hair is straightened opposed to being naturally wavy, her wardrobe having changed quite a bit.]

Am I tripping?

[She pauses, looking out ( Read more... )

[The PORTAL flickers to life, video feed showing us the back of a man sitting at a desk. The room itself is dirty, strewn with clothes, papers, and stray weaponry. The desk the man is at doesn't look much better, piled with books and assorted bottles. He pours himself a glass of whatever is nearest and downs the whole thing almost immediately ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on and Harry is there, maskless, and looking more than grim. His throat is swathed in bandages and just the act of clearing his throat looks painful.]

Right, down to business.

A lot of people got pretty upset the other day over Eden Morrison's arrest for the fear gas problem. Our resident Bunsen burner jockey, Genero, was nice ( Read more... )

[For those of you that remember Max's PORTAL I.D. she's returned. It'll ping you, brosefs. The only difference is what you're viewing is not her smiling face. Not that she smiled much. It is a leveled residency room. She's not happy at all to be back and nowhere to be found in video view ... which spans almost all of the damage she did everywhere. ( Read more... )

[ Feed flickers on and Lucifer looks a bit...bored. He wasn't entirely aware of where he was but he knew he wasn't in Kansas anymore Dorothy. Likewise was he anymore pleased with being there then he was back where he came from. The place still stunk with humanity. He had settled down in the middle of what seemed to be a nicely crowded area, ( Read more... )

[The video flickers on to show a dark room, mostly focusing on a pair of boots and the legs of the person wearing them.]

This is the strangest sphere I've ever seen...

[The PORTAL is spun around, pointing at someone's torso now. They're wearing a lot of blue.]

Maybe spheres are different here on the Farplane ( Read more... )

[Huffy little half-Wincester is huffy and little.]

Dad! What the hell's going on? I can buy ghosts, I can buy demons, I can buy angels--but you've got to be shitting me.

I just met Rapunzel. You know. Pretty princess with the really long hair that's trapped in a tower by an evil witch or some shit ( Read more... )

[The video feed kicks on to show a couple of pumpkins glowing the the dark.]

What do you think? Pumpkin carving is fun. I should have done this a long time ago. I know they're generally faces but I think Areli inspired me. [The video leaves the glowing pumpkins to show God/Adonai (whichever people know her as) smiling brightly and a small ( Read more... )